<!-- Hide the script from non-Javascript browsers
var date_statement="";
var time_statement="";
var today=new Date();
var month="";
var day="";
function todays_date() {
var month=today.getMonth();
var day_of_week=today.getDay();
date_statement=""
document.month=""
month++; // So it's now between 1 - 12.
if(month==1) {
january(today.getDate());
document.month="janvier";
}
if(month==2) {
february(today.getDate());
document.month="février";
}
if(month==3) {
march(today.getDate());
document.month="mars";
}
if(month==4) {
april(today.getDate());
document.month="avril";
}
if(month==5) {
may(today.getDate());
document.month="mai";
}
if(month==6) {
june(today.getDate());
document.month="juin";
}
if(month==7) {
july(today.getDate());
document.month="juillet";
}
if(month==8) {
august(today.getDate());
document.month="août";
}
if(month==9) {
september(today.getDate());
document.month="septembre";
}
if(month==10) {
october(today.getDate());
document.month="octobre";
}
if(month==11) {
november(today.getDate());
document.month="novembre";
}
if(month==12) {
december(today.getDate());
document.month="décembre";
}
document.day=""
if(day_of_week==0)
document.day="dimanche";
if(day_of_week==1)
document.day="lundi";
if(day_of_week==2)
document.day="mardi";
if(day_of_week==3)
document.day="mercredi";
if(day_of_week==4)
document.day="jeudi";
if(day_of_week==5)
document.day="vendredi";
if(day_of_week==6)
document.day="samedi";
}
function january(date) {
if(date==1)
date_statement="<BR>Bonne Année !";
}
function february(date) {
if(date==14)
date_statement="<BR>Bonne St Valentin !";
if(date==20)
date_statement="<BR>Et c\'est mon anniversaire ! Mais si !";
}
function march(date) {
if(date==20)
date_statement="<BR>C\'est le printemps !";
}
function april(date) {
if(date==1)
date_statement="<BR>Méfiez-vous: vous avez peut-être un poisson accroché dans le dos !";
}
function may(date) {
if(date==1)
date_statement="<BR>Bon repos !";
}
function june(date) {
if(date==21)
date_statement="<BR>C\'est l\'été !";
}
function july(date) {
if(date==14)
date_statement="<BR>Bonne Fête Nationale !";
}
function august(date) {
}
function september(date) {
if(date==22)
date_statement="<BR>C'est l\'automne !";
}
function october(date) {
if(date==31)
date_statement="<BR>Happy Halloween.";
}
function november(date) {
}
function december(date) {
if(date==21)
date_statement+="<BR>Couvrez-vous c\'est l'hiver !";
if(date==24)
date_statement+="<BR>Bon réveillon !";
if(date==25)
date_statement="<BR>Joyeux Noël !";
if(date==31)
date_statement="<BR>Bon réveillon !";

}
function time_of_day() {
var time=today.getHours();
time_statement=""
if(time>=5 && time<8)
time_statement="Voilà quelqu\'un de matinal,"
if(time>=8 && time<12)
time_statement="Bonne matinée,"
if(time>=12 && time<13)
time_statement="Bon appétit," 
if(time>=13 && time<17)
time_statement="Bon après-midi,"
if(time>=17 && time<23)
time_statement="Bonne soirée,"
if(time>=23 || time<5)
time_statement="Bonsoir les couche-tard,"
}
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